For those of you with weak stomachs, don't proceed reading...or scroll down to see "cute" pictures, they are not cute pictures today. Don't say I didn't warn you!
Well, it happened. Logan did what every (well, most every) child does at some point. A little background: She discovered taking her diaper off recently. One day I went to get up up from her nap, and she had a lovey in one hand, and her diaper in the other. I didn't think a lot of it. A couple of days later, she kept trying to get it off in the morning, I told her no, etc...Again, I didn't think too much of it.
That afternoon I heard her wake up from her nap. But after a second, it was silent. I assumed she had fallen back asleep as she often does. Silly, silly me. About twenty minutes later, I hear with a very faint, shaky voice, "Mommy." I started up the steps to get her and by the time I got in her room, she was all out crying. Then, I saw....
(this is a nice picture, if you don't want to see more, don't keep reading...)
My first reaction was...."O My Gosh!! Is this what I really think it is?!?!" Then...I looked at my
beautiful daughter. My beautiful daughter not only took her diaper off and distributed the poop nicely all over her bed and floor, she decided it would look good on her face and body as well. Yes, yes, a little make-up artist I have on my hands. I didn't catch any pictures of her because by the time I came around to thinking it was funny (and grabbing my camera), she was already sitting in the bath tub (after I cleaned it off of her face, and mouth. Did I say mouth? Yep, I did. She thought she would taste it as well). She knew what she had done and the look on her face was priceless.
It was all over her crib rail protector...
all over her sheets....
(adding another warning here....)
Can you say..MESS!!!!!
She is a mess, and I had quite the mess to clean up!
Like I said, at first I wasn't too pleased with her, but after a few minutes, it was pretty funny. I called Cody right away and told him, he didn't say much. After I got over the shock and realized it was a little funny, I called him back and he said, "I couldn't really talk because I wanted to laugh!"
Ha Ha....sort of.
Lesson learned, don't put her to bed with just a diaper on!